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Penelope Cruz makes porn noises. (DListed)

Paris Hilton's grandfather changed his will. (Hollywood Tuna)

Mariah Carey side boob. (CollegeHumor)

Paris Hilton's 16-year-old brother is already a douchebag. (Pink is the New Blog)

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren got engaged. (PopSugar)

Laura Cardellini gets super hot in Maxim. (Popoholic)

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush go shopping. (IDLYITW)

Britney Spears, lovely as always. (Just Jared)

Jennifer Aniston says she ain't preggers. (A Socialite's Life)

Chastity Bono is Superbad. (CityRag)

Paris Hilton takes her dog shopping. (Hollywood Rag)

Find the hottest hotties at the hottest New Year's parties. (Club Planet)