For your daily dose of deep Lindsay Lohan news, we bring you today’s thoughtful revelation: Lindsay is sorry. Well not exactly sorry, but she knows she was bad, and can’t figure out what she was thinking. I’m pretty sure I’ve got a clear idea of exactly what she was thinking: “This is fun! I’m going to do what makes me feel awesome, even if I steal a car and run over someone’s foot in the process!” Deep thoughts indeed. Lohan has a big cover story in the upcoming issue of Harper’s Bazaar. They’ve released a few short excerpts, and they’re just as deep and insightful as one would expect from a Lohan.
"When I look back on this last year, it's like, what was I thinking?" the 21-year-old actress says in the March issue of Harper's Bazaar magazine, on newsstands Feb. 19.
Lohan was arrested twice last year on DUI charges and pleaded guilty in August to misdemeanor drunken driving and cocaine charges. She served 84 minutes in jail as part of a plea deal, and checked into a rehab center in Utah.
"I've learned so much, though, like learning to live my life a different way and I wasn't taking the time to feel my feelings," she says. "Being away and going to a place where I could learn about that and take the time with a clear mind to get back on the right track was nice."
[From the Associated Press]
Still, Lohan says she “loves life” and loves music and “being around that.” Apparently this has led to a nearly irresistible urge to party nonstop. But the poor girl’s learning to cope.
"I have it in me to go, go, go," Lohan says. "I'm still young. I love life. I love music and being around that. I love people, and I'm a very social person. But I also love being home, quiet and normal."
[From the Associated Press]
Lindsay Lohan, there is nothing about you that is normal. And by normal, I mean “what it should be,” not normal as in average or boring. Everything about you is wrong. The girl is clearly off the wagon, yet she insists on giving interviews promotion herself and telling everyone how amazing she is and what a wonderful job she’s doing, succeeding at life. Look hon, just because you say something doesn’t make it true. When you’re photographed drinking three times in a few months, you’re not sober. If that’s what you’re doing when cameras are around, what the hell are you snorting when the bathroom door is closed? Please, interviews on your growth and depth are an insult to us all. I say we call for a boycott of all products Lindsay Lohan-based until she gets real and at least stops telling us how awesome she is. Which means you cannot purchase or view “I Know Who Killed Me.” Yeah I know, tragic.
Picture Note by JayBird: Here’s Lohan going to lunch at La Scala restaurant in Beverly Hills on February 2nd. Her hair is definitely looking a little worse for wear. WENN says that’s her assistant with her, but I think it looks like her younger sister Ali. Images thanks to WENN. 
